Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hot Fashion Tip

Anyone can tell you I am one of the least fashionable people in town - and I rather like it that way - but I am about to stand tall and belt out a bit of fashion advice.

If you are over 30 years old; if you are strolling the streets of cozy Little Italy hand-in-hand with your girlfriend; if your hair is thinning and you have rather the look of middle management about you ... you are simply past the age when it is appropriate for your trousers to expose more than 2 inches of your undergarments.

It looked silly in high school. It looks ridiculous on the misbegotten young hoodlums who wear their pants entirely beneath their 'cheeks'. (Image mercifully withheld.)

It becomes an absurdity (although somewhat amusing) when I see your Ralph Lauren boxer briefs peeking from your Rock & Republic jeans. Did you not know there are people available to help you better fit your jeans when you shop the great Republic of Bloomies?Rather something how those jeans fit, isn't it? Just saying ...